If I had a million dollars...

I would buy these completely impractical but absolutely adorable Kate Spade flats (Nell):

A disco ball for your feet (we can't get enough of shimmer and shine). finished with a sweet bow at the toe, they're equally delightful with jeans or dressy shorts and sparkle plenty with a favorite party dress.

OR the heel version, CHARM:

I mean, come on, who wouldn't feel magical in these? I bet they can take you much better places than back to Kansas...